The Shopper & The Salesman: A Sweet Livin’ Web Series
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The Episodes
Meeting the Cast: A Prologue
Meet the people you will fall in love with during this web series.
Episode 1: The Introduction
In this episode, the Shopper, who you will love, gets introduced to the Salesman, who you will be apathetic about, and the Creepy Shopper, who you will dislike (unless you are emotionally confused or a Big Pharma rep looking to increase profits).
Episode 2: The Assistant
In this episode, an instant-classic, the Shopper needs to hire an assistant—The Assistant—to keep up with the organization of all the attention she is receiving from her Sweet Livin’ suitors.
Episode 3: The Dance
In this episode, a must for people going out for a night on the town, The Shopper and the viewer learn about proper dance attire.
Episode 4: The Wedding
In this episode Hernica shops for the perfect wedding dress. What head-turner will she find to say her vows in? Watch to find out.
Episode 5: The Parent-Teacher Conference
In this episode, parents, teachers, kids, and viewers all prepare for a first-rate education.
Episode 6: The Pageant
The Shopper prepares for a beauty pageant! But what will she wear? It might not be what you expect—or it might be, because you are intelligent.
Episode 7: The Kids
The Shopper’s twin daughters are graduating. What will the most famous graduates since Dustin Hoffman wear? Watch to find out.
Let’s Binge-Watch It
This show is amazing! But why am I clicking on each episode individually here, instead of just binge-watching it on YouTube by clicking this link?
The Greatest Need of All
It all begins with a need. Maybe you want to read a book, so you need to go to the local bookstore to buy a good read. Maybe you need a book on learning the Spanish language quickly so you can better communicate on your trip to Machu Picchu. Maybe you need some baby formula to calm the tears of your crying infant and help them grow up strong to be a productive member of society who looks great in a Sweet Livin’ shirt, so you go to the local grocery store and buy the formula, while also putting in a complaint to customer service because the store does not carry Sweet Livin’ apparel. Maybe you need healthy food to reduce your levels before your next doctor’s appointment and so you need to get the appropriate healthy food at your local health food store while also mentioning to the cashier who has no decision-making power that they should not call themselves a health food store if they don’t carry the healthy items of all—Sweet Livin’ Merch. Maybe you need to buy a new car, so you can get back and forth to your new job or visit your favorite aunt in hospice before she dies. Maybe you need a good coat for the upcoming winter. Maybe you need a new computer so you can better access sweetlivinproductions.com.
There are lot of needs in life that companies are ever-so-ready to capitalize on through advertising, which can be make confusing and full of difficult choices. Shopping can be hard.
That is why we have created this web series—to make shopping sweet.
Watch this web series and together, we can figure out how to make those difficult shopping choices, easier, better, and a whole lot sweeter.
Whitney Houston sang about “The Greatest Love of All”—self love. In order to truly love yourself, don’t deprive yourself of your greatest need.
Your greatest need is to watch the greatest web series of all.
This web series.
Love yourself and watch this web series.
P.S. Also love thy neighbor by forcing them to watch this web series as well (citation: God, Leviticus 19:18). Sometimes, we need to force people to love themselves. (citation pending).
Episode 8: The Beach
What is the perfect thing to wear to the beach? Hint: it is yellow, matching the sun.
Episode 9: The Litigation
You wouldn’t dress for court the same way you would dress for the beach. This episode details the fashion similarities and differences between those two contexts.
Episode 10: The Funeral
The grieving process can be difficult and long. But this episode shows how to speed it up while also highlighting ways to extend your life and improve its quality.
Episode 11: The Dating
Tired of wasting time and money meeting wackos and creepos on useless dating sites and apps? This episode shows a better way.
Final Thoughts: An Epic Epilogue
Rather than spending days reading Raymond Chandler’s 1953 novel The Long Good-Bye, you get a better and more effective goodbye here in less than five minutes.
A Special Thanks
The pride of the peacock is the glory of God,” according to the poet William Blake. That may or may not be so. But the glory of Brewer (formerly the glory of Bangor) is the Peacock Consignment Boutique at 388 South Main Street. This charming store features an alluring inventory displayed in a tasteful manner without any of the pretentiousness foreign to Brewer-Bangor area, the humble quasi-“capital” of Northern Maine where people come from a large swathe of geographical locations–not only in Maine, but also the Canadian Maritime Provinces–to use the city’s amenities like the airport, hospitals, and shopping, such as the Peacock Consignment Shop. You can peruse the jewelry section for a nice golden ring for your romantic partner (or yourself :)) or search the racks for a lovely blouse. There are a wide array of beautiful possibilities at this store, like when a peacock fans their feathers and inspires the poetic. Unsure what to get? The friendly owner Anitra will be glad to help you out. Find a great, unique gift that cannot quickly be purchased on the internet. The gift’s recipient will be left wondering where you found such a wonderful treasure and you can tell them, with the pride of a peacock: The Peacock Consignment Boutique.
“Holy cow that’s an incredibly insightful thing that person is saying; we should watch whatever they watched if we want to have a healthy relationship and avoid years of counseling for not only ourselves but also our children if we had not watched such an enlightening web series.”
—What the couple is saying to each (interpretation courtesy of SLP body language interpreter).
“When I used to go to the mall area to shop, I would make my purchases from gentlemen operating out of dimly-lit areas of the parking lot because I figured they had lower retail prices as a result of lower overhead costs due to not paying the expensive leases charged to more-mainstream retailers inside of the mall entrance.
Unfortunately, I got robbed—literally. So all the money I saved, disappeared.
‘Penny wise, pound foolish,’ as the Brits say.
But I say ‘Sweet Livin’’ (and I am British too, by the way, who just moved across the pond) because then I wised up and watched this web series. Now I shop at officially-licensed stores and don’t fear for my physical wellbeing or wallet.
If you are looking to save money and avoid getting your money, dignity, and almost your life taken from you at knifepoint (and once at gunpoint, but not sure if it was loaded), then watch this web series.”
—Anonymous Mature* Shopper
*Maturity levels based not in comparison to the general public, but rather to the same Shopper’s previous maturity levels when younger, more immature , and less well-watched in seminal, low-budget web series.
Wherever you shop, the way you shop can make all the difference.
“Holy cow—across that beautiful body of water is an even more beautiful quote from someone who watched an amazing web series. If the quote about the web series is this beautiful, how beautiful must the web series itself be!?!?! We must watch the web series in order to find out, lest our curiosity in seeking such an answer continue to brew inside of us like undesired desires of infidelity in our loins. Let’s watch the web series and have a truly monogamous relationship for all of eternity.”
—What the couple is saying to each, via interpretation of SLP body language interpreter.