Save Time & Money

No one seems to have enough time.

People always seem to literally be running around everywhere.

But there’s no need for all this rushing around.

You can take a break.

And walk places.

Just by stopping reading this watching this web series.

But maybe you also want to save some money.

No one seems to have enough money.

And it feels like time is running out.

As time and money seem to have a not-always-healthy symbiotic relationship.

But it is time to stop stressing!

Just by the simple act of watching this web series, you can save both time and money.

Saving Time

People love watching series. Series take a lot of time. Don’t worry, we are not going to ask to stop watching series. That would be foolhardy. You may be addicted to watching them. And we do not work for Health & Human Services, of any state. We are not here to pretend to be professionals that we are not. Let the Other Internet impersonate doctors and so forth.

What we are asking is to replace your streaming habit with a healthier, sweeter, more interesting, and simply better option.

The proof is in pudding. And in the this, the pudding is math.

Many series having episodes that are one hour long. There may be 10 episodes. That’s 10 hours of your time. That’s a lot a of time.

But this web series is only 26 minutes and 22 seconds long—for the whole first season! Substitute it for the dumb show you were going to watch and you’ve saved yourself 9 hours, 3 minutes, and 38 seconds! (Citation: Math, an old and respected academic field).

But wait, the time savings just doesn’t stop there! Because to really get the full experience of this web series, you should watch it multiple times. So let’s say you replace it with 2 series instead of just 1. In that case, you are saving 18 hours, 7 minutes, and 16 seconds! That is over 2 workdays! How long does it normally take you to accumulate that much PTO?

“Well,” the detractors (who have a long and boringly-storied search history on the Other Internet) may say. “The shows I watch normally only have 30-minute episodes.”

We are not here to distrust even the skeptics, so we will take them at the word for their viewing habits and simply accept it as fact before applying the mathematics.

This web series at 26 minutes and 22 seconds in total length for the first season is less than just 1 episode of your time-stealing “show.”

We respect your time (and we don’t even know you). They don’t respect your time.

Case closed.

Saving Money

Let’s say you make 15 dollars an hour. If watching this web series has saved you 9 hours, 3 minutes, and 38 seconds, that’s almost 150 dollars.

Now, let’s say are a brain surgeon and make more money, well then that’s a lot more money!

Now further let’s imagine you’re a starting NFL quarterback who signed a huge contract with a lot of guaranteed money, then that’s even more savings!

In other words, when Abraham Lincoln famously said, “A penny saved is a penny earned,” he was thinking small. He obviously was too busy to visit this website. But, had someone showed him this web series, he may have saved a little time, which he could have used to visit this website and then so adjust his famous saying to something like, “20 dollars saved is 20 dollars earned,” or, in reality, a larger amount. We simply use that example for modesty’s sake (a virtue).