Shopper, Salesman & Chill

For years the youth have been breaking ice through "Netflix & Chill.”

But when Netflix stocks go down, invariably lovemaking does too. We don’t want to see romantic encounters stumble 12.9% like they did in September of 2023 when Netflix stocks dipped that same percentage. #NoCoincidences

There must be another way.

There must be a company out there without stocks and without a fluctuation value so a young romantic doesn’t have to be financially savvy to get lucky.

We created such a company.

This company. Sweet Livin’ Productions.

Without stocks and with a stable value of $0.00, we provide a stability to future lovemaking while the Titanic Netflix & Chill heads straight for an STD-infested iceberg.

The Next Generation

As the young people of Netflix & Chill are now getting older and experiencing age-related sexual issues like erectile dysfunction, Netflix & Chill has become antiquated and the new youth needs something new.

A New Way To Break The Ice

There needs to be a new way to break that ice that is safer than society’s currently dangerous solution of global warming.

An Environmentally-Responsible Solution

From henceforth forward, a safe way to ask someone over for an intimate night will be to say: “Shopper, Salesman & Chill.”

The subtext will be that you mean: “The Shopper & The Salesman: A Sweet Livin’ Web Series, Season 1 & Chill.”

The other subtext will be sex.

Safe sex.

The above is a standard recreation of a couple’s actions after watching just one episode of The Shopper & The Salesman: A Sweet Livin’ Web Series, Season 1.

The results after watching multiple episodes are not something we can share on this website, the sweeter of internets. You will have to travel to the Other Internet to search for those results. #ThinkOfTheKids—AndNotJustTheFutureKidsThatWillBeCreatedFromShopper,Salesman&ChillButTheCurrentYouthFromTheNetFlix&ChillGeneration #CorpororateResponsibility