Voting

You can and should vote in SLP Polls as much as possible. You are allowed to vote in SLP Polls once per hour. That may be a lofty and ambitious goal for some. But it is important to sit down and talk with your family and loved ones to work out a life schedule that allows you to vote in SLP Polls as much as possible. Don’t get life get in the way of polls.

A History Lesson

In the beginning, after earlier beginnings, there were no polls and kings and emperors decided everything. Then from 1775 to 1783, the Revolutionary War was fought so you could participate in the Sweet Livin’ Polls.

“Hey, that is not completely true!” some will say. And they do have a point, for not everyone who participates in Sweet Livin’ Polls lives in the United States or is an American citizen sending mail-in ballots via the internet. For those living in other countries, the dates are different, but the general premise remains the same: someone fought for your right to do good things, like vote in SLP Polls. So vote.

It honors those who came before us and demonstrates self-respect.

So vote often. It honors them often and gives yourself much self-respect.

A Dietary Lesson

To not vote often is to waste this great opportunity. In far too many circumstances, people only get one vote. That doesn’t make sense. Is the joy of voting better than eating a double-bacon cheeseburger or pizza? And do you only get to eat one double bacon cheeseburger or pizza per year?

No.

So here at Sweet Livin’ Productions we allow you to vote in our Polls once per hour, and encourage you to do so. We won’t make a ridiculous claim that voting in our Polls is as satiating as eating a double-bacon cheeseburger or pizza, and that is just one reason we allow you to vote in our Polls once an hour. You can’t eat 24 pizzas or 24 double bacon cheeseburgers in a day, but you can vote in our Polls up to 24 times a day (if you play your cards right and set an alarm that helps you vote exactly once each hour). By the shear volume of your high levels of voting, perhaps all of your votes in our Polls may then be as satiating as your pizza or double bacon cheeseburger intake, without the high-caloric or fat intake.

So if you still doubt whether or not you should be voting often in SLP Polls, ask your doctor this: “Would you like me to eat one double bacon cheeseburger per hour or vote in SLP Polls once for hour?”

If they recommend the double bacon cheeseburger, contact your State Board of Licensure in Medicine (and after reporting your doctor, encourage those who work in the State Office to vote in SLP Polls often).

A Responsibility Lesson

Voter Access

After creating the Heavens and Earth, God or the Big Bang or whatever you believe, then much later invented the internet in order to help facilitate fair and equitable access to voting in SLP Polls as much as possible.

Challenges to Voter Access

Then, for reasons unknown, the good force of creation in and of the universe, also then created the Other Internet to distract people from voting in SLP Polls.

This is all great general advice, but perhaps you want specific advice to voting in a specific poll, like the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll. If so, check out our Voter’s Guide.