The 2024
Most Notable Snubbed Gunslinger
“Macho Man” Randy Savage
Boy does he ever have this Special Award in a headlock.
Perhaps there was never a greater gunslinger to interview.
This man is such a gunslinger, he is the cornerstone of not only The Mount Rushmore of Macho Man Randy Savage Wrestling Promos, but also The Mount Rushmore of Macho Man Randy Savage Slim Jim Commercials—two out of the first three Mount Rushmores ever constructed on this, the sweeter of internets and two out of the first four important Mount Rushmores ever constructed either here on this sweet internet or somewhere else, like South Dakota.
While “Macho Man” Randy Savage never truly got the best of Hulk Hogan in the ring, he finally gets the best of him here, in earning the great honor of being The 2024 Most Notable Snubbed Gunslinger, a Special Award even a Real American Hero like gunslinger Hulk Hogan never has won.
If the “Macho Man” were alive to day to accept this Special Award, we are sure he would do so in championship fashion as he is very gracious and articulate in accepting championship awards. Yes, we are sure he would do so, in his ever-articulate gunslinging fashion. For the “Macho Man” had a way with words matched by few gunslingers before him:
I'M THE TOWER OF POWER, TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR. I'M FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY. SKY'S THE LIMIT AND SPACE IS THE PLACE!
No other man, woman, or non-gunslinging child could come with such moving poetics.
The “Macho Man” is able to knock out a contender with words like an elbow drop off the top rope.
And now “Macho Man” uses his famous finishing move to secure this famous Special Award.
“Macho Man” would make his entrance to Pomp and Circumstance and now the WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, and 2015 WWE Hall of Fame Inductee graduates to earn this very Special Gunslinger Award of The 2024 Most Notable Snubbed Gunslinger.