The Mount Rushmore

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Macho Man Randy Savage Slim Jim Commercials

Not only could the guy sell wrestling matches, he could also sell pork mixed with beef mixed with mechanically separated chicken mixed with a hodgepodge of other things and formed into a stick. In fact, he is a large reason why I still eat Slim Jims today.

This 1992 Commercial was well ahead of its time; smashing carbs in favor of cheap meats well ahead of the Atkins Diet.

This 1996 Ad is just plain crazy, in a way those does bring a little excitement into ones life and is a strong argument against corny “light bulb” jokes.

This Romeo & Juliet Ad explains Shakespeare in a way that few high school English teachers can.

Macho Man makes the school dance a little more exciting with this Classic Slim Jim Commercial.