Hyyde’s How-Tos
It all begins with an idea.: something you don’t know how to do. Then Hyyde shows you how to do it. While his full-proof, step-by-step method is not quite yet as famous as the Spanish Steps in Rome, it is more famous than the steps to your basement you won’t let your grandparents use for fear of tripping and causing themselves great bodily harm. But there’s no tripping over Hyyde’s advice in these How-Tos, much shorter and sweeter than the boring tutorials of the Other Internet—and much more cost effective than Other Internet-using educational institutions (universities). These How-Tos are free to anyone with a few bars in their WiFi connection, a few beats in their pulse, and a few drops of thirst for knowledge.
How To Wink
The woman to the right is kind and somewhat success—but not as successful as you wants to be. While she works as a chemical engineer for a large firm, she also wants to be able to wink well. A quick glance at her best winking performance to the right shows us that she has a lot of work to do. Or does she? Because will a quick click on the button below, Hyyde will correct her winking technique in less than one minute. Success is just one click away.
How To Pose
This lady is making some basic faux pas in posing: such as having her back to the camera and talking with a customer representative from her cable company while she’s having her picture taken. But we are not here to make fun of her. We are here to help her out—and do so in the most efficient manner with Hyyde’s shortest How-To video to date (meaning shorter than the previous video). In just one click, this lady can get her torso and life (but maybe not her relationship with her cable provider) turned around.
How To Practice Being Quarterback in Play-Action-Heavy Offense
A lot is going wrong for this hopeful quarterback to our right. First, this is the wrong football. Second, well, rather than criticize, we are here to educate, and do so very effectively in Hyyde’s step-by-step tutorial that all of the NFL’s top gunslingers (should) use as they prepare for games each Sunday.
How To Be Kind
We all know have experiences toxic workplaces. Sometimes they can get out of control if companies do not have the right training videos to educate employees. All too often companies hire boring filmmakers who cast F Actors (well below the B actors in the great B movies) for their F films. These poor training videos are boring and cause employees to just click right through them without watching, resulting in what see happening in the photograph. This all could be avoided if they would have learned How To Be Kind.
How To Arm Wrestle
For generations, arm wrestling has helped society settle scores and arguments. The sensible practice has let us know who is right and who is wrong. It has guided us to identifying who is better, stronger, and more deserving of admiration while also spotlighting the loser who should leave the room in shame, never to hold their head high ever again. It has helped truck-driving fathers like Lincoln Hawk get his son back.
How can you win more arm wrestling matches and thus improve familial relationships while always being right?
Watch Hyyde’s simple How-To, refereed by “Bonsai” Bobby B.: the most honest and fairest judge in showbiz, if not all of society.
How To Play Piano
What’s wrong with this picture?
There is no audience.
Why did no one show up to her performance?
Because she never learned to play the piano properly.
Why did she never learn to play the piano properly?
Because she never watched this How To.
How To Be A Leader
Do you want to follow a duck your whole life like the little ducklings in the photo? Or do you want to be a leader?
How To Save Xmas
What’s wrong with this picture?
Nothing. Exactly.
But this is Christmas. And Christmas is about more than just the absence of errors.
Much more.
Christmas is about magic.
And this Christmas Tree Star is not quite up Christmas Magic Snuff.
We can do better.
And we did do better.
In doing so, we saved Christmas. After watching the How To, you can too.