Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #20

for

The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll

An aspiring writer wanted nothing more than to successfully inspire.  The writer thought it would happen through the next Great American Novel. 

It did not. 

Instead, it happened through the next Great American Editorial where the writer wrote such a brilliant piece in favor of her favored bear in a previously well-circulated newspaper that all the readers went out and voted for that bear so many times that in order to properly focus on their obsessive (and honorable) ballot box stuffing they had to quit their jobs and thus cancel their subscriptions to the newspaper, causing it to go out of business.  

This is how the newspaper industry died, but a lot of trees were saved (from less paper being used) and some bears like to climb trees, so that helped some bears.

But especially the bear that won the hypothetical Poll that year.

This happy hypothetical story ends here, but you can make a similar story a reality by voting often in the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.  

Don’t let hypothetical voters have all the fun and power by winning everything. Be the real voter that wins the real Poll.