Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #17
for
The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll
17 is known as a rather high prime number. As such, it is a rather apropos previous hypothetical campaign number for a mathematician to be involved in, for mathematicians have long been known to get rather giddy over prime numbers and more recently been known to get giddy over hypothetical campaigns for the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.
You might think this mathematician used her complex math skills to help her win the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll. But we only tell interesting stories here at Sweet Livin’ Productions. And complex math problems are boring.
So the truth of the hypothetical matter is she realized that complex math was boring. Conversely, simple math was the way to go, like adding one to the sum of the times her favorite bear had received votes every time she voted for it.
But that was not her only revelation, as revelatory experiences associated with Sweet Livin’ Polls are hardly ever limited to a singular revelation but usually involved multiple revelations and simple mathematics (1 + 1 = 2) as in this case.
Her other revelation was that in order for her bear to win the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll one vote at a time, she had to quit her boring day job as a mathematician and focus full-time on her ultimately successful World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll Campaign. Sure, her bills accumulated and her debts accrued compound interest, but that did not harm her happiness or health at all because, as previously noted, she no longer concerned herself with any sort of complex math.
She was 40 years old and, like Confucius, “no longer suffered from perplexities.”
No need for a midlife crisis that could have debilitating deliberating effects on the rest of her life.
Is partaking in a previous hypothetical World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll Campaign how Confucius freed himself from perplexities at 40?
Yes.
And so can you.
Vote.
Win the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.
Lose perplexities.
It’s the simplest math equation of them all.