The Mount Rushmore
of
Slim Jim Flavors
Slim Jims are a great snack. Try telling the Macho Man otherwise.
But here are the four tops:
Original
Savage
Savage Spicy
Savage Size Mild Meat Sticks
So basically you have the old school, OG original and then the three that comprise the special line of Savage, the man who took the sticks to the next level and keep them relevant beyond us aging road trippers.
A Mount Rushmore of Slim Jims makes for a solid meal on-the-go and could be called “a trucker’s salad” for its mixture of foods and diversity on nutrients for the person who has to get back on the road and does not have immediate access to a kitchen.
It could be called other things as well.
Here, we simply called it The Mount Rushmore of Slim Jim Flavors.