The Mount Rushmore
of
Black Velvet
When Black Velvet it inherently means Black Velvet Whisky, unless otherwise stated. However, there is not need to use the legal name—Black Velvet Whisky—when we have such an intimate association with it.
The killjoy Other Internet sleuths out there may note that the two bottles in the middle have the same label. However, we know that it is not prudent to judge a book by its cover (unless its convenient). It is what is inside that counts, as they say. And one of the bottles in the middle is full of Black Velvet, the most delicious cheap, disgusting Canadian Whisky. The other bottle is the middle is about half full (optimism) or even more than half full (even more optimism). That, our friends, is a big difference. But both deserve their spot on the esteemed Mount Rushmore of Black Velvet.