Previous Hypothetical Unsuccessful Bear Campaigns

It is not our goal here at Sweet Livin’ Productions to use Prophetic Journalism to look at everything through rose-tinted glasses. Rather, our goal is to make the world a better place with richer soil that is more suitable to roses actually growing and flourishing so less roses need to grow from the concrete and more roses can flourish without the challenges. So we wish not to bend to the will of the optometrist and ophthalmology lobbies looming large on the Other Internet, and force glasses upon everyone, rose-tinted or otherwise. We wish for the world to be more rose-tinted without even the necessity for glasses, where people can see roses everywhere without the need for a prescription from a doctor.

t’s hard to have an unsuccessful World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll Campaign.  Just by putting effort into such a good cause, you are being successful, even if your bear doesn’t win.  Yes, not everyone that plays wins, not everyone gets a trophy–we are not promoting that unrealistic idealism, but everyone that plays does probably get into heaven. 

Additionally, every player in the NBA is an elite basketball player even if they don’t win a championship.  So you really can’t make fun of anyone who participates in a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll Campaign.   Everyone, even if not a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll Champion (hypothetical or otherwise) is successful.  

Would you call a mediocre rocket scientist dumb?

No.

So neither would you call dumb any person that has ever voted— even just once, for a vote is at least the kernel of a campaign—in a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.

Yet, there is an example of one such unsuccessful campaign.  We do not like to be negative here at Sweet Livin’ Productions but it is probably something that we should alert you to.  A Scientific Pollster claimed that our poll, based on its setup, handicapped some bears while favoring others and as such tried to discourage people from taking the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.  It was later revealed he was on a sex offender registry and lost his job.  He now conducts polls in prison–unsuccessfully.  

If you don’t like bears and you don’t like the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll, you’re probably—or definitely—a sex offender (citation: hypothetical poll results: “100% of hypothetical people who don’t like the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll are hypothetically sex offenders”).