Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #14

for

The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll

A nation was having trouble with internet speed.  They banned all websites except the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll webpage (the rest of the Sweetlivinprodcutions.com was also permitted).  

This caused internet speed to increase along with the happiness of the citizens.  What was once social strife and division in that country became camaraderie because everyone was happier with the improved internet connectivity.  With the newfound connectivity, the populace banded together with the elites and voted for the same bear in the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.

And won, decisively.  

So decisive was the victory that everyone called it “a mandate.”

Unfortunately that country did not go on to win the World Cup that year. 

But that was only because there was no World Cup that year. 

They may win it in the future, if they have not already (depending on how time works and intersects with these hypothetical campaigns; we refer to our colleague, in the hypothetical sense, Neil deGrasse Tyson).