More (Non-Mustard-Based) Testimonials*

“This web series is so good it doesn’t need any condiments!”

“More fulfilling than intimate moments with my ex.”

“I watch it every day before I go shopping.”

“I prefer watching this over mowing my lawn. My lawn is one full acre and I only have a push mower that isn’t gas powered.”

“As important to shopping as your wallet.”

“Better than coupons.”

This is out of five possible stars and one possible thumb because this woman does not have a left hand and/or she is using her left hand to hold her cellphone.

This is out of four possible smiley faces, so it is the top rating, to be clear.

*Some of all of these testimonials may have been written by our amazing team of ghostwriters, which either shows how good our ghostwriters are or how good the web series really is—or both.