Ghostwriting Services
The Ghostbusters captured a lot of ghosts during their tenure. But there is a reason they never went after ghostwriters: we are the good ghosts.
Do you need something written, but are unable to find the words that express your true feelings?
We may or may not be able to help you with that.
We specialize in ghostwriting allegedly funny things across genres.
Need help responding to a text message in a funny way? We can help you with that.
Need to write a funny corporate email to get fired in a humorous way you will be able to tell your kids and grandkids about? We can help you with that.
Need help writing your Master’s thesis or Ph.D. dissertation? We cannot help you with that because of academic integrity and lack of humor inherent in those genres.
Need help writing a wedding speech that contains humor? We can help you with that.
No project is too big or too small--but many projects are too serious.
We are so funny and so discreet that many jokes you have laughed at and loved may or may not have been ghostwritten by us (probably not).
We can even ghostwrite positive thoughts for you, if you like. We will provide you with a free sample right now, like your local friendly drug dealer; but we simply substitute positive thoughts for the more traditional inventory of crack cocaine or methamphetamine. So here is the positive thought we ghostwrite for you free as a sample: Free Positive Thought Sample.
