Ghostwriting Services
Code of Ethics
We will never reveal to the love of your life that we were actually the ones who wrote the words that made them fall in love with you. Such a horrid act might logically prompt that loved one to sleep with us (or just one of us) instead of you. That would constitute a terrible breach of ethics, which we would never do.
If we were to ghostwrite one of Dr. Dre’s songs, we would never admit to it.
We also adhere to the standard (and lame) ghostwriting ethics that other ghostwriters abide by; we simply generously provided these above examples of how we go above and beyond in our clandestine professionality in order to instill a sense of confidence and security in our clientele–past, current, future, or hypothetical.