What is Prophetic Journalism?

Prophetic Journalism is a revolutionary form of journalism that predicts sweet things will happen in the future. No one know what the future holds (citation: Purdy, Brock) and thus rather than try and predict actual serious things that will happen, Prophetic Journalism predicts sweet things that should happen. As life imitates art (citation: popular saying, “life imitates art”) and Prophetic Journalism is art (citation pending), all of the sweet things prophesized through Prophetic Journalism can and will happen (provided we can find a concrete citation for the previous assertion).