The Mount Rushmore

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Things That Are Never Bad

It’s not all about having a high ceiling in life. #energyefficiency Sometimes it about having a high floor. In other words, sometimes it not about how good you are, but how not-bad you are.

We need to be clear, the things that made this Mount Rushmore also have a high ceiling. So they are also awesome. They are not just mediocre. Nothing about their acclaimed appearance on this Mount Rushmore diminishes the heights of their ceiling.

But the heights of their floors are unparalleled in comparison to anything else in the world. In other words, their worst days are better than any else’s worst days.

Hamburgers By hamburgers here, we specifically mean double-bacon cheeseburgers. For brevity’s sake, we will simply refer to double-bacon cheeseburgers as hamburgers and also because a hamburger can be just as apropos to this Mount Rushmore spot if you are lacking a little cheese or a some bacon on that given day. While some hamburgers can be absolutely amazing, even shitty fast food hamburgers are good. They are not good for you. But they taste good. Admit it. There is never a bad hamburger.

Pizza Like the hamburger, there can be cheap, low-quality, highly unhealthy pizza. But that doesn’t make it bad. There is not a slice of pizza that the taste buds will not enjoy. Pizza has been compared to sex in that even bad pizza is worth having. But sex did not make this Mount Rushmore. Pizza did.

Hammocks It has been well-documented that hammocks are amazing. When has one ever laid on a hammock and said, “this is a terrible experience”? Never. High floor indeed.

2Pac Songs 2Pac has a lot of songs. He has a lot of great songs. He does not have any bad songs. Join us in celebrating specific 2Pac tracks on 2Pac Fridays. You will never hear a bad song and you will never have a bad Friday.

Now imagine: laying on a hammock eating pizza and hamburgers while listening to 2Pac. Now that is a vacation. As good as anything you’d find in South Dakota.