The Mount Rushmore

of

Junk Food

Good stuff comes on silver platters, but great stuff comes on golden platters.

And great junk food comes on junky golden platters.

And an adjusted aerial view for those photography junkies:

Slim Jims, Cheez-Its, and Oreos washed down with some Black Velvet. What more can we say? If you disagree that this is junk food, we can’t even begin to argue with you.

This is not only junk food; it is the Mount Rushmore of Junk Food.