The Mount Rushmore

of

Hot Sauces in This Crate Filled With Hot Sauces

Hot sauces are great. It is only the weak and morally deprived that think otherwise.

There are a lot of a great hot sauces in the aforementioned crate. But which four will make it on The Mount Rushmore of Hot Sauces in This Crate Filled With Hot Sauces?

Do you disagree with these four? Do you think another hot sauce in the great should be on The Mount Rushmore of Hot Sauces in This Crate Filled With Hot Sauces? If so, which hot sauce of The Mount Rushmore of Hot Sauces in This Crate Filled With Hot Sauces should be replaced?

Send us an email with a four-page essay including a Works Cited page explaining why you feel that way. Please use MLA format.

PLEASE NOTE we cannot tell you the location of this hot sauce crate—because it is arguably our most valuable possession, we must guard it through secrecy combined with consumption of the contents thereof.