The Mount Rushmore
of
Colombian Sweets Given to Me By My Colombian Students On Their Last Day of Class Before They Moved Across the Country
I have had a lot of wonderful students from all over the world, including Colombia. It would be unfair and unreasonable to pick a Mount Rushmore of Colombian students. But what is not unfair nor unreasonable is to pick—rather construct—a Mount Rushmore of Colombian Sweets Given to Me By My Colombian Students On Their Last Day of Class Before They Moved Across the Country.
To be clear, I am not an expert on Colombian sweets. So I did not do the nomination process for the Mount Rushmore of Colombian Sweets Given to Me By My Colombian Students On Their Last Day of Class Before They Moved Across the Country. So I will let those more qualified than me present the nominees.
All five look great! And all give are great.
But which four are the greatest?
How do we determine which four are the greatest?
It is which get on the Mount Rushmore of Colombian Sweets Given to Me By My Colombian Students On Their Last Day of Class Before They Moved Across the Country.
In order to ethically figure that out, I had to eat some food first because as they say, “Don’t go shopping [or design food-related Mount Rushmores] on an empty stomach.”
So I prepped by eating some Colombian food as a main course.
This excellent food was procured local and fresh by a wonderful vendor at the local farmer’s market.
With such necessary prep work both figurately and literally under our belt, the foundation of the Mount Rushmore was ready for construction to begin.
We will kind of “yada yada” our way through the construction process with just this image below and then bring you straight to the finished product.
And after all the hard work was done, fast forward to this:
Simply the best. And this construction process was done professionally, not only evidenced by the stock construction photo two images above, but also by the fact that we did pair the guava with mozzarella cheese as recommended by the nominating committee and evidenced by the photograph above.
Why were these candies picked? They simply tasted the best. We recommend you try them for yourself someday to truly find out.
But which dessert was left out?
Don’t feel sorry for this Colombian Cake though; it is a wonderful sweet. In fact, it is a sweet sweet. Further in fact, it is a sweet livin’ sweet.
So sweet livin’, in fact, that it is sweeter—and more beautiful, than the most beautiful thing the random guy next door, Ricky, had ever filmed: the bag in the wind from American Beauty.
This lone treat above is so beautiful, in fact, Family Guy has never made fun of it like they saw fit to do with the bag in the wind.
The true beauty of America is not some creepy guy like Kevin Spacey in a film; it is the import/export and cultural exchange of Sweet Livin’ sweets (citation: your stomach; your taste buds).