The Mount Rushmore

of

Cheez-Its

Carved in the Stone

of

the Internet

ORIGINAL: No secret here. Just as the original Mount Rushmore is big on OGs/Originals in the form of George Washington, so too do our Mount Rushmores here at Sweet Livin’ Productions value originals.

WHITE CHEDDAR: Life is all about character progression. When Cheez-Its came out with the White Cheddar flavor back in the day, they took things to a whole new level. The only downside is the messiness—you have to wash your hands afterwards—but that means you just have to focus on one activity at a time when consuming White Cheddar Cheez-Its,; and that one activity is eating White Cheddar Cheez-Its. Can’t multitask in this situation.

PEPPER JACK: Normally we err on the side of spicy, as spicy is heavily valued here at Sweet Livin’ Productions. But this not-so-spicy flavor is about as spicy as it gets on this Mount Rushmore, as spicier Cheez-It flavors are unfortunately left out. That is because we cannot ignore the facts. And the fact is, this flavor simply screams “greatness” and “flavor.” Yes, we are not afraid of making the hard decisions here at Sweet Livin’ Productions.

EXTRA TOASTY: The Toasty flavor would have rounded out this Mount Rushmore if it weren’t for the existence of the Extra Toasty. This would have been like a John Quincy Adams/John Adams situation had the former made the South Dakota Mount Rushmore. Instead, this Mount Rushmore right here is the first Mount Rushmore to have this dynamic, where kin knocks the parent off the mountainside. There could be situations where a younger generation, like Ken Griffey Jr. or Barry Bonds, exceeds the accolades of the parent—but neither Ken Griffey or Bobby Bonds would be on a Mount Rushmore, unless we make a Mount Rushmore of best parents of athletes that are on a Mount Rushmore, or something like that, which we haven’t—yet. And even if we do make such a Mount Rushmore in the future, this here Mount Rushmore would still be the first of that dynamic.

But can you guess the order of these Cheez-It greats as they appear on the Mount Rushmore of Cheez-Its?

To help you out, we have provided you with an aerial view of these Cheez-Its (not quite taken from a plane, in the classical sense of the fact the photo was indeed note taken from a plane ).

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Give yourself a moment to guess before clicking on the button below to view the answers (to Mount Rushmore of Cheez-Its, not quite life—but getting closer than before, if you were looking at answers to dumber stuff).