The Mount Rushmore

of

Cheese Ends

in

These Bags of Cheese Ends

Cheese is a great thing.

And thus, cheese ends are a great thing.

Some delis will sell the end of a cheese loaf at a discounted price, such as at my local grocery store where there they go $3.99 per pound.

That is a great deal for any cheese, which is a great.

Cheese ends come in all shapes, sizes, and types.

Cheese end-purchasing-etiquette dictates that when you purchase cheese ends, you simply tell them how many bags you want. In this case it was 2 bags (effortlessly totaling over 2 pounds of casomorphin-generating casein). You do not ask for specific kinds of cheese when purchasing cheese ends. If you want a specific kind of cheese, purchase it at regular price. Cheese end-purchasing is a non-discriminatory, Statue of Liberty-practice where you accept every kind of end—as long as it is cheese.

Meat ends, after all, are a different story.