The Difference Between Sweet Livin’ Supermodels

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Regular Sweet Livin’ Models

Look at this actual side-by-side comparison of the Sweet Livin’ Supermodel on the left and the Regular Sweet Livin’ Model on the right. What’s the difference? Dr. Dre, Eminem, and Xzibit began discussing this in 1999 with “What’s the Difference,” but let’s delve further:

1) The Sweet Livin’ Supermodel on the left, 2023 Sweet Livin’ Supermodel Hernica Jean-Charles, stands alone in the sense that no one is even in her league. There should be a second and third-place person on the other pedestals—if Sweet Livin’ Supermodeling were merit-less and everyone got a ribbon or trophy (which we don’t even have) or put on a pedestal (which we do have, at least in stock photo form). But when only one model reached the level of Sweet Livin’ Supermodeling in 2023, only that person got put on a pedestal. Whereas on the right, Regular Sweet Livin’ Model Nate is just a regular guy walking through a landfill on a partly cloudy day and will need to move so he doesn’t get run over and compacted by a bulldozer, something bulldozer drivers would never dare to do to a Sweet Livin’ Supermodel. #WorkplaceSafety

2) The photograph of the Sweet Livin’ Supermodel on the left is bigger in size than the photograph of the Regular Sweet Livin’ Model on the right, which is appropriate.

3) The Sweet Livin’ Supermodel on the left is a younger, more talented, more experienced, and more attractive model than the Regular Sweet Livin’ Model on the right.

Why Are Regular Sweet Livin’ Models Even Necessary If They So Inferior To Sweet Livin’ Supermodels?

Reason #1: For far too long now organizations of lesser ethics on the Other Internet have been throwing around the term “Supermodel” without ever juxtaposing it against the term “Regular Model.” It begs the question for such less-than-ethical entities: “Are are all your models really supermodels?”

The answer is no.

For those of you tired of companies being as loose with their words as they are with their morals and calling everything “deluxe” or “luxury” or “super” or some other jazzed-up adjective the person, product, or service is not worthy of, welcome to Sweet Livin’ Productions Modeling where we model not only the best, most appropriate use of products, but also the best, most appropriate use of the English language and its adjectives.

If you don’t have junior advisors, how do you have senior advisors?

If you don’t have regular version, how do you have a deluxe version?

If you don’t have a regular model, how do you have a supermodel?

The answer to all of these questions, of course, is “you can’t.” As such, Sweet Livin’ Productions may be one of the few, if not only, places that has an actual Supermodel.

But don’t just take our trustworthy word for it: be your own judge.

Reason #2: Some regular Sweet Livin’ Models still bleed human blood.

Just because Regular SLP Models aren’t Sweet Livin’ Supermodels doesn’t mean that all Regular SLP Models are not people too.

To really get to know the day-to-day life of a Regular SLP Model, the proletariat model, as Marx might say with increased blood flow to his loins, take sometime to enjoy this Sweet Livin’, Heartwarming Regular SLP Model Story: “We Are Regular People.”

Or: Just look in the mirror (if you are wearing a Sweet Livin’ Shirt).

Not anyone can be a Sweet Livin’ Supermodel, but anyone can be a Regular Sweet Livin’ Model. And anyone can be necessary—or even important, if they just put on a Sweet Livin’ shirt or use some other Sweet Livin’ Merch.