The (Great) Carlisle Dilemma

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When you have purchased enough Sweet Livin’ Productions products--and Nate has drunk enough Black Velvet Whisky--he will believe he can purchase a ticket to Heaven.

But will he want to? Because at that point heaven will be a place on earth. So Nate will have to decide if he will use the Heavenly Ticket or scalp it—or maybe just give it away.

Let’s make this world so sweet, largely by saying Sweet Livin’ a lot and buying tons of Sweet Livin’ Merch, that heaven becomes a place on earth and everyone faces The (Great) Carlisle Dilemma of competing heavens.

Not only will this help all normal people, like hoi polloi models, but it will also help less-normal people like philosophy majors gain employment as they will finally be in demand to help contemplate The (Great) Carlisle Dilemma of the future.

This will also help revitalize the allegedly extinct Admit One Ticket industry which has been decimated, but not totally extirpated, by the advent of the QR Code because tickets to heaven, which will be greatly discussed and examined during The (Great) Carlisle Dilemma of the future, are issued in the form of traditional Admit One Tickets as Heaven’s creation predates the QR Code. * So people will need a traditional Admit One Ticket to get into Heaven.**

*This could be subject to change, if Big Tech pays us a handsome sum to create a dynamic QR Code Origin Story, which it currently sadly and ultra-pathetically lacks.

**The initial carpal tunnel syndrome incurred by the Heavenly Ticket-Taker from ripping so many Admit One Tickets as people enter Heaven will be subsequently cured at the end of their shift when they enter Heaven themself (with an Admit One Ticket that the next Ticket-Taker rips, of course). #Circles

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The numbers on these Admit One Tickets of this Heavenly Roll correspond to actual people currently in Heaven. It is not completely clear if they earned their Ticket from a lifetime of good deeds or just from buying a Sweet Livin’ Mug. But it is probably best to do both to be on the safe side.