Sweet Livin’ Mexico City
The English Episodes
Shopping
Shopping can be quite stressful in North America’s biggest city. But there are ways to mitigate the stress and make the popular hobby of shopping the joy it should be, the pleasure it was always meant to be. Take a minute to watch this inaugural episode and find out.
Bears
You may not have gone to Mexico City for bears. You may not know there are bears in Mexico City. But now you know, thanks to the Sweet Livin’ Mexico City web series. Capitalize on your newfound knowledge by voting in this Prestigious Poll as often as possible (which happens to be once per hour). If you don’t think this explanation makes any sense and are tired of reading nonsense, click the video below to watch nonsense instead.
Education
Mexico City is a very expansive metropolitan area with very expansive choices for expanding your horizons by furthering your education. But what is the best choice for doing so? For the first time ever, that question is answered definitively in the video below.
Safety & Security
Safety & Security are the second stage of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Without safety and security you can never achieve the stages above. So if you don’t watch this short video below, you’ll never be loved or feel a sense of below, have good self-esteem, be smart and beautiful, experience self-actualization, or reach transcendence. Watch the video below so you can proceed on with your life and delight in all of those good things.
Noise Management
Hearing loss typically traditionally hasn’t been a joke. So we made a short video to make it one. But don’t let the joke be on you by experiencing unnecessary hearing loss that could have been easily be prevented if you had watched this one-and-half-minute video (along with doing some other things).
Winking
Body language is so important. It can be as important as verbal communication. But with billions and billions of dollars spent on languages that only speakers of those specific languages understand, education on the universal language—body language—has been pathetically underfunded and ignored. Until now. This study goes into depth about the most important message that body language offers: winking. You shouldn’t drive a car without a license or perform open-heart surgery without the proper training. Nor should you be erratically winking without watching this video first. And you don’t have to travel to Mexico City to get the proper training (like you might have had to before this video) because we have brought the Mexico City winking training to you. It will change your life. *Wink* But don’t just take our written word for it: let the winking speak for itself.
Fashion
If you look good, you feel good. Or so they say. And there are two principal ways to look good:
Annoying diet and exercise
Less sweaty and much more sweeter fashion
But how does one attain the fashion needed to cancel your gym membership and block your dietician’s phone number?
Watch this video to find out.
NOTE: Options #1 and #2 can be done in conjunction. Option #2 will work alone or in concert with Option #1. Option #1 won’t work without Option #2.
ALSO NOTE: If your dietician is a nice person, don’t block their number. That’s not nice. Just respond to any communication fashionably late.
Privacy
With all of the shenanigans on the Other Internet like cookies, data mining, etc., privacy seems to be a foreign concept nowadays. And it is—if you don’t live in Mexico City, and do the right, Sweet Livin’ thing.
What’s the right Sweet Livin’ thing that will gain the ever-coveted privacy in the ever-intrusive world?
It’s funny you asked that, because Alexa just happened to make a video that answers that specific question—and she didn’t even have to use spyware on your computer to know that was the most important and burning question in your life. She just used good, old Sweet Livin’ common sense to know that’s the question that the majority—or at least 201, based on YouTube views at the time of publication—want answered. As this video has done a good job of keeping itself private with so few views on the usually very invasive internet, there is no other advice on privacy that you should trust more. If the techniques in this video can work for the video itself, then they can obviously work for you. Don’t watch some other hypocritical privacy video that has lots of views. That would be dumb.
Self-Storage
In an ever-crowded and cluttered world it’s getting harder and harder to know where to put your stuff. Sure, you could pay for a storage unit, but they usually charge you an arm and a leg, which is not very sweet.
There must be a sweeter way.
There is a sweeter a way.
Sweet Livin’ Self-Storage.
It works in Mexico City: and it can work wherever you live.
Just like the video below explaining it all works wherever you live.
Christmas
It may not be Christmas right now (though it may be if you are making the wise move of spending Christmas with your family, huddled around a computer watching Sweet Livin’ videos and other delights on sweetlivinproductions.com). But even if it’s not Christmas at this very moment, you can still experience those comforting kidlike Christmas moments: not only by watching this heart-warming Christmas video, but also by executing the lessons learned from it.
Chimneys
Internet chimney videos might not be quite as popular now as they might have been during the height of chimney popularity, which is generally considered (by reputable websites) to be the 12th century, when chimneys were invented. Obviously we’ve made great technological strides since then; and if you want to avoid 12-century chimney errors—or even more modern chimney mishaps and mistakes of the 17th or 18th centuries—you better watch this novel two-minute-and-twenty-three-second chimney video to catch up with the times quickly (two minutes and twenty-three seconds, to be exact). While the heyday of chimneys may have passed, the heyday of chimney internet videos is right now—and here to stay, right here on this webpage.
The Best Christmas Gift
The best Christmas gifts last well beyond Christmas, like a puppy or a Sweet Livin’ hoodie. But the best Christmas gift we can give you, dear internet stranger, is the knowledge beautifully wrapped in this video, which will last well beyond December 25th as it transcends any one holiday.
New Year’s Resolution
It’s never too late to improve yourself. It doesn’t have to be January 1st. It’s never too late in the year to make a New Year’s Resolution, especially if you already quit your original (practice/draft) New Year’s Resolution like going to the gym or some other cliché. Your lack of fitness is not your biggest issue and working out shouldn’t be your #1 priority. Turn your actual greatest weakness into a strength—your greatest strength. Watch this video now. It’s free; the only thing you have to lose is your your greatest flaw. What are you waiting for? Hopefully not January 1st of next year. It’s never too early to improve. It’s never to early to watch this video.
Food Delivery
Do you really feel comfortable with strangers you are paying to safely deliver your food orders sampling some of your delicious breakfast, lunch, or dinner? That’s not a tip you agreed to. That’s a health and safety violation—not to mention the abuse of trust inherent in the exchange of goods and services by two strangers meeting over the internet or a smartphone app.
You are not getting a service: you’re getting a disservice.
Actually, two disservices. Yes, you are getting screwed at both ends with the fat cat app owners taking a bite out of your wallet while the delivery driver takes a bite out of your burger. #NotCool The only way to avoid being taking advantage of in this scammy new world is have the person you trust the most deliver the food to you free of charge. And even if that person happens to take a sip of your sweet (livin’) strawberry smoothie, you don’t mind because that person is you, yourself.
What?! How is that possible?
Well, you have to watch this video to find out. And we won’t even take a bite out of your wallet or burger. Just a modest, little nibble of your time…
Learning English
There’s a lot of internet videos trying to teach English. But none of the others are like this (sweet) one.
But maybe you already know English. If so, this video will be a nostalgic trip down memory lane outlining your English acquisition process. Some of it may seem new to you as we often don’t remember how we learned certain skills or some experiences our youth.
So no matter who you are or what your English language level may be, this video will certainly be a learning experience, teaching you things and techniques you probably never knew you never knew.