Sweet Livin’ Mexico City
The English Episodes
Shopping
Shopping can be quite stressful in North America’s biggest city. But there are ways to mitigate the stress and make the popular hobby of shopping the joy it should be, the pleasure it was always meant to be. Take a minute to watch this inaugural episode and find out.
Bears
You may not have gone to Mexico City for bears. You may not know there are bears in Mexico City. But now you know, thanks to the Sweet Livin’ Mexico City web series. Capitalize on your newfound knowledge by voting in this Prestigious Poll as often as possible (which happens to be once per hour). If you don’t think this explanation makes any sense and are tired of reading nonsense, click the video below to watch nonsense instead.
Education
Mexico City is a very expansive metropolitan area with very expansive choices for expanding your horizons by furthering your education. But what is the best choice for doing so? For the first time ever, that question is answered definitively in the video below.
Safety & Security
Safety & Security are the second stage of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Without safety and security you can never achieve the stages above. So if you don’t watch this short video below, you’ll never be loved or feel a sense of below, have good self-esteem, be smart and beautiful, experience self-actualization, or reach transcendence. Watch the video below so you can proceed on with your life and delight in all of those good things.
Noise Management
Hearing loss typically traditionally hasn’t been a joke. So we made a short video to make it one. But don’t let the joke be on you by experiencing unnecessary hearing loss that could have been easily be prevented if you had watched this one-and-half-minute video (along with doing some other things).
Winking
Body language is so important. It can be as important as verbal communication. But with billions and billions of dollars spent on languages that only speakers of those specific languages understand, education on the universal language—body language—has been pathetically underfunded and ignored. Until now. This study goes into depth about the most important message that body language offers: winking. You shouldn’t drive a car without a license or perform open-heart surgery without the proper training. Nor should you be erratically winking without watching this video first. And you don’t have to travel to Mexico City to get the proper training (like you might have had to before this video) because we have brought the Mexico City winking training to you. It will change your life. *Wink* But don’t just take our written word for it: let the winking speak for itself.
Fashion
If you look good, you feel good. Or so they say. And there are two principal ways to look good:
Annoying diet and exercise
Less sweaty and much more sweeter fashion
But how does one attain the fashion needed to cancel your gym membership and block your dietician’s phone number?
Watch this video to find out.
NOTE: Options #1 and #2 can be done in conjunction. Option #2 will work alone or in concert with Option #1. Option #1 won’t work without Option #2.
ALSO NOTE: If your dietician is a nice person, don’t block their number. That’s not nice. Just respond to any communication fashionably late.