Super Advanced Sweet Livin’ Study Guide:

a) Places to Study: Almost anywhere. Say “Sweet Livin’” in the shower, in the car, at work after a successful presentation, in the bedroom after an intimate moment. There are few places that you shouldn’t say, “sweet livin’,” but maybe avoid it if you just see a grandma or a kind person get run over by a train.

b) Time Management: Avoid doing negative things–-like working too much–-if they get in the way of your saying “Sweet Livin’” a lot. Also, don’t spend a lot of time in places where you can’t frequently say Sweet Livin’, like bad people’s houses, tracks where trains are consistently hitting (and unfortunately squashing) grandmas, or dental chairs. By spending less time at such undesirable places, you leave yourself more time to spend at desirable places like sweetlivinproductions.com, which will in turn allow you more time to say “Sweet Livin’”.

c) Group Study: “No man is an island,” as John Donne famously said–-and so too should we say Sweet Livin’ in groups–-of all genders, as we have made a lot of progress here at sweetlivinproductions.com since the time of Donne’s male-centric world when women, for instance, may have been islands and Donne didn’t even have a website.

Sweet Livin’ Super Advanced Study Guide

The persistence honed by completing the Study Guide and the Advanced Study Guide evidently was not enough for you. You are in the rare air of students who are serious about study, who really want to delve deeper into Sweet Livin’. After appropriately patting yourself on the back (twice, one for completing each of the previous study guides), proceed to study this study guide (yes, you are a multi-level scholar).

As the previous guides focus on persistence, this guide focuses on study habits.

Study Habits

Effective studying is all about good habits. Frequent crack cocaine use mixed methamphetamine to interdisciplinize your bad habits will not lead to effective learning. In order to avoid such studying mishaps, we provide some succinct tips below that will help encourage healthy study habits.

Aspects of Healthy Study

As Simple As Counting By 1s

Practice Test

As this is the super advanced study guide, we offer a little more here: a practice test. This test, may seem more like a quiz, but we use the word “test” here because it sounds better.

Not unlike what is done for famous standardized tests like the SAT, it can be a good idea to practice for the Sweet Livin’ Quizzes before taking them. Here, we have provided you with a practice test that you can take on your own and check your own answers. “If you can pass a test,” the saying goes, “you can pass a quiz.”

After carefully considering and fastidiously answering the following five questions, you can self-check them with the answer key.

The a, b, c above is “ aseasy as 1, 2, 3” as the Jackson 5 taught us so long ago. It is also as easy as saying Sweet Livin’. You follow these 3 simple study principles as noted above and you will be saying Sweet Livin’ in no time and be better positioned to ace the Sweet Livin’ Quizzes.

Question #1 : You just ordered an ice cream. You take the first scoop and it is even more than delicious than you expected. Your response should be:

a) I am going to stop eating vegetables or working out and just spend the rest of my life eating only this flavor ice from this establishment and donate my retirement to the local hospitals, funneled through the bills I will encounter from my ensuing health issues as I will likely die within the next five years on such an ice cream-only diet (I may not die from diabetes though, because Sweet Livin’ Productions donates a very limited amount of money to the American Diabetes Association and as such, they may–but probably won’t–cure diabetes by the time I have it from eating so much delicious ice cream).

b) Sweet Livin’

c) I think I am going to strike up a conversation with the ice cream scooper and ask her where the company orders this delicious ice cream from, so I can order it in bulk and keep it in my freezer at home instead of coming here to get it. The long line of people behind me can wait.

d) I am worried about the number of calories in this ice cream, as well as other nutritional facts. I will go back and ask the ice cream scooper if I can see the nutritional information.

Question #2: You get a well-deserved raise at work (or even a non-deserved raise). Your appropriate reaction should be:

a) Sweet Livin’

b) I hope this doesn’t push me into a high tax bracket.

c) Great, now I can buy more useless things on the Other Internet.

d) Give a long, boring, emotional speech about how you are so thankful and detail boring stuff you will do with the money, such as paying medical bills for your rapidly aging great aunt.

Question #3: The Steelers beat the Patriots on a last-minute field goal. Your appropriate response should be:

a) Depression.

b) Sweet Livin’

c) Kicking your TV.

d) Going to your Tom Brady shrine and praying he can make the Patriots good again.

Question #4: You finish watching a series that has a satisfying ending. Your appropriate response should be:

a) I’m really getting better at completing things in life.

b) Go to the Other Internet and write a really thoughtful review on the series no one will read.

c) Sweet Livin’

d) Get depressed that the series is over.

Question #5: You score low on a standardized test that allegedly is important for something you think you want in life. Your appropriate response should be:

a) Search the Other Internet for an expensive online tutorial that will allegedly help you prepare for retaking the test.

b) Find an expensive Study Guide and pay money for it that you could have better allocated for birthday presents to your dear kids or nieces and nephews.

c) Sweet Livin’ + Go to sweetlivinproductions.com and take their review quizzes and free educational materials.

d) Get mad at the world.

The Answer Key

Alert!: When viewing this Answer Key in a public place, make sure no one is looking over your shoulder, especially international spies and/or people of low academic integrity.

Answers: b, a, b, c, c

Elements of Super Advancedness

Of course you may be wondering what exactly made this study guide super advanced besides the content? It is plain and simple—not only our manner of answering the previous question but also the answer itself. The plain and simple use of older internet technologies where there are no plug-ins to guide you through the practice test questions and you have to use the manual self-testing record keeping of old of pencil-and-pad or memory-using forces ups the level of the user to super advanced. In this way, we scaffold your learning experience by earlier providing you modern-day plug-ins to help with your studying before only now releasing you of those training wheels. #BestPractices