SLP Polls, By the Numbers
“Context is everything,” said a lot of people who like to write books and other stuff.
If those people are right, then it is thus ultra-important for us to the results of our Polls in context.
But because context is indeed evidently everything, we cannot just simply put the results in any old context you see lounging around your current or former location. No, that would be irresponsible.
Instead, we need to put the numbers in a proper context.
Who can do that?
SLP Poll Context Specialists.
Highly-trained.
We are currently working on the intensive recruitment and training process. And once we do, you will see high-specialized context through poll analysis that will literally be like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
Quell your excitement because it’s not here yet.
But don’t completely kill your excitement—because it is coming soon.