Prophetic Journalism Standards

Journalism naturally has journalistic standards. As a legitimate form of journalism, Prophetic Journalism naturally also has journalistic standards. It’s own.

Standard #1

Prophetic Journalism only predicts sweet things.

Standard #2

Prophetic Journalism predicts mostly funny things.

Standard #3

Prophetic Journalism generally stays away from serious things. Exceptions may include, sweet things such as the Pittsburgh Steelers winning another Super Bowl, the Pittsburgh Penguins winning another Stanley Cup, or the Pittsburgh Pirates simply winning (like we said, Prophetic Journalism does have standards and may not be able to overcome terrible ownership groups that take advantage of the loyalty of their great fanbase). Prophetic Journalism may also focus on future successes of the Pittsburgh Panthers. #H2P

Standard #4

Noting that the number 4 in terms of quantity is important to Mount Rushmores, and always wanting to extend opportunities to young, budding, aspiring Prophetic Journalists (sometimes called Prophets), we make sure there is this 4th standard to both fulfill the need of Mount Rushmores and the associated debates while also allowing the next great writing their great opportunity to predict this standard.

If you believe you are an aspiring Prophetic Journalist who can predict Standard #4, please email us with your prophecy.

Or maybe you are not ready to prophesize Standard #4, but you have some other Prophetic Journalism you would like to get published but has not been accepted by more closed-minded news outlets. In that case, email us with your Sweet Livin’ Predictions.