Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #8

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The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll

“Tommy used to work on the docks [but] the union [went] on strike [and] he [was] down on his luck.  It [was] tough. So tough [...] Gina dream[ed] of running away [and] crie[d] all night.  [... but] Tommy and Gina [...] never backed down [instead, they went and campaigned for their favorite bear in the Sweet Livin’ Poll, buying lots of Sweet Livin’ Merch and really going all in on their favorite bear, even working at a diner for little pay to do so.  Their campaign was successful and now, in addition to Sweet] livin’ on a prayer, [they also live on a considerable nest egg as their luck improved, including financially, after their success in the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll campaign, but] Luck ain’t even lucky.  [You] gotta make your own breaks, [like, for instance, investing in a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll campaign so your favorite bear can win, never have to work on the docks, and forever have that glory and go to a bar later in life to reminisce about that glory and have fellow New Jersey rocker The Boss make a song about it someday.]”  – Jon Bon Jovi, famous rocker and overall decent, truthful person  

If you called yourself a Bon Jovi fan but have not voted in a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll, you can no longer go around calling yourself a fan—until you vote in the Poll.  

If you don’t like Bon Jovi, you cannot let his bear win, so you too need to vote in a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll. It is a much better path than listening to a song you don’t like on YouTube and then making negative remarks about it in the comment section. It is (literally, actually is) much more logical to settle score through a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll than through comments on videos made by famous people you don’t like.