Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #7

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The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll

“Vanessa” was thinking about getting expensive plastic surgery that was risky and could be harmful to her body without filling the emotional void she was hoping for.  Instead, after much meditation and/or prayer, she decided to buy a lot Sweet Livin’ Merch, get her favorite bear (Winnie the Pooh) to a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll, and use the thousands of dollars leftover to go on a vacation to visit her estranged mother, the absence of which in her life (combined with the absence of Sweet Livn’ Merch and her favorite bear Winnie the Pooh winning a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll) was likely the reason for the emotional void in the first place.  So emotionally healthy and fulfilled, Vanessa was also able to taper off on her therapy sessions.  She now lives a happy life and is very glad she did not get the plastic surgery.  But she is even more glad for what she did do: win a hypothetical previous World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.

If you are thinking “Vanessa” sounds like your girlfriend, wife, mom, sister, best friend, or someone else you know and might actually be a pseudonym for that person, you are probably drunk because the Vanessa here is hypothetical.  However, you definitely should encourage your girlfriend, wife, mom, sister, best friend, or someone else you know to immediately vote in a World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll as often as possible and campaign for their favorite bear.