Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #22

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The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll

A Grizzly bear won a previous hypothetical World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll.

But there was a hypothetical anonymous man who wanted a different bear to win.

So he devised an ingenious plan.

Noting that Leonardo DiCaprio successfully fought a Grizzly bear in The Revenant, and being a sports fan with some understanding how pollsters work in terms of “if this team beat that team, which beat that team,” this hypothetical anonymous mean decided to beat Leonardo DiCaprio in a fight—not to the death (citation: Leonardo DiCaprio is still alive)—but just enough to get a step closer to having the real best bear—which in this hypothetical anonymous man’s mind was not the Grizzly—win the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll.

The next and final step was to get into a fight with an Asian black bear—and purposely lose. Which happened.

And since the Asian black bear beat the hypothetical anonymous man who beat Leonardo DiCaprio who beat the Grizzly bear, the Asian black bear won the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll in a landslide.

The hypothetical anonymous man is still recovering from his injuries sustained in the fight with the Asian black bear.

But it was well worth it, according to the hypothetical anonymous man’s press security (who works for the hypothetical anonymous man free of charge in order to be immortalized here in these web pages).