Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #2

for

The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll

“Juliana” cheated on her husband, repeatedly.  Their marriage was on the rocks. It was worse than previous times their marriages had been similarly on the rocks. This time, there was no amount of Black Velvet Whisky that could be poured on the situation to make it better.  She knew the only thing she could do was hire a bunch of high school kids (of legal working age wherever “Juliana” lived) and have them vote for the Maine Black Bears, beloved by her husband “Bartholomew.” 

Since Juliana had cheated on Bartholomew a lot, she paid the youngsters enough to have them vote for the Maine Black Bears a lot.  They won the poll and in doing so captured their first national championship since 1999 (and first international championship ever). 

Is “Juliana” now faithful to her husband?  They say a leopard doesn’t change her spots, but this was not a poll about leopards; this was a poll about bears, most prominently Black Bears (which don’t have spots).   

If campaigning in a Sweet Livin’ Poll can have this effect on a hypothetical marriage, there is literally no telling what it could do for a real marriage.