Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #19

for

The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll

Professional Famous Athlete X and Professional Famous Athlete Y were both very famous and the best in their sports.

Ever.

They were the GOATs.

But it was bears that would bring them true fame (because up until this point, the reader has no idea who we are referring to, so how famous were they hypothetically really?).

They both retired at their prime, at the height of their career and fame, to pursue their true calling and really help society.  So of course they both–independently of each other–launched campaigns for their favorite bear in the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll.  During their campaigns, which were entirely successful on their own, they realized they both were campaigning for the same bear (make a large donation to one of the Charities We Like and we will reveal to you which bear it hypothetically was) and so they decided to join forces.  Ultimately, they fell in love, got married, had a kid who will go on to be not only the best athlete ever but eventually run the best World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll Campaign ever that ESPN will-or at least should, if they better understood the power of hypotheticals—do a 30 for 30 about.