Previous Hypothetical Bear Campaign #10
for
The World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World Best Bear Poll
Kamil was a big fan of doing the right thing and also Kafka’s “The Hunger Artist.” As such, it was only natural that he would go on a hunger strike in a public square until his bear won the latest hypothetical World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll. His bear did win–and Kamil became famous in the modern hunger artist community.
Why have you not heard of Kamil? In addition to him being hypothetical, the hunger arts are not what they once were, no longer demanding the rockstar status of Kafka’s hunger artist’s youth. But the heavens have heard of Kamil and will open up for him when the time is right given his amazingly good deeds.
It should be noted that Kamil’s immortal name will never die out hypothetically, because while the hunger arts popularity came and went, the hypothetical popularity of the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll will never die. When Keats wrote, “A thing of beauty is a joy forever,” he hypothetically was referring to a victory in the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll. Don’t believe us? Then tell this bear that they are ugly. For that is the bear, The Spectacled Bear (AKA the Andean Bear)--that Kamil hypothetically campaigned for and that is the bear that won, of course.