How to Make Your University Prominent

We are open-minded to universities climbing the social ladder of adjectives. So if you are working at a university that is not currently considered prominent, then you start studying and analyzing results of the World Famous Sweet Livin’ Productions World’s Best Bear Poll (and/or other Sweet Livin’ Productions Polls), your institution will immediately be deemed prominent. 

If you don’t believe us, analyze a SLP Poll, send us your published analysis, and we will deem you prominent (as long as your analysis is worthy of our poll–if you have trouble publishing your analysis, we may publish it for you).  In other words, let’s talk.  We are open to praise and validation, as you should be too from those your praise and validate (don’t worry; this is not quid pro quo as outlined in your HR training—it is like just some other Latin term, or maybe just plain old English).