How SLP Polls Compare to Football

Football is great. SLP Polls are great. Football is a competition. SLP Polls are a competition. The only natural course then, if we are indeed are indeed to become civilized global society as many claim, we must organize a competition between Football and SLP Polls to avoid Hobbes’s law of nature from continually creeping into the present, causing moderns wars and other “nasty, brutish” stuff.

As such, we have organized a friendly competition (not completely unlike International Friendly soccer/football matches) in order to help solve the problems that continually plague humankind.