How Our Polls Will Get You Laid:

Not (Yet) a Popular Netflix Documentary Mini-Series

It is not the explicit goal of SLP Polls to get you laid. And unfortunately, as the world currently stands preoccupied with other less-productive and sadder things, it is unlikely that our polls will get you laid.  

However, we are happy to be wrong and that and it is possible that we are because many people do get laid when drunk and our polls are naturally intoxicating. As such, before you take any SLP Polls, it is advised (by us, as we are concerned for your safety and wellbeing) that you take the appropriate precautions. That is also why you should not take our polls while driving.

As it is currently inconclusive whether or not participating in SLP Polls will increase people’s willingness to participate with you romantically, studying the potential romantic impact of SLP Polls is a great idea for a poll.  Such a poll might actually be able to provide more correct insight into the matter than we can.  “Let the public speak!” as they say.    

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