Hammock Reviews

Filling Empty Hammocks Since Humans First Evolved to Learning How to Recline

We live in a world filled with reviews. Restaurant reviews. Hotel reviews. Intimacy reviews (at least our partners seem to provide a lot of feedback, usually unsolicited).

Yes, our world is saturated with opinions.

Many of which are “important” and have “consequences,” like your boss reviewing your job performance.

Even if the opinions are not actually important, the people giving them seem to think they are (citation: the Other Internet & its contributors).

Important or not, the opinions are everywhere. Reviews of what you should buy, how you should live, what the top ten of everything is.

With the world and its vulgarly verbose mouthpiece—the Other Internet—saturated with such “important” reviews, according to business schools and leading economists there then should be a market for what is noticeably absent from the marketplace: unimportant reviews.

Are you tired of hearing reviews written by people who think their opinion is important and needs to be heard? Then read some reviews from people who know their opinions are unimportant and don’t need to be heard (citation: our low readership). Read reviews that have no consequence.

Hammock reviews.

We already know they’re dumb, so you don’t have to tell us.

But you can help us change the world. While we currently live in a world surrounded by the Other Internet of opinions, we hope to someday live in a world surrounded by hammocks. Be the change you want to see in the world by reading a hammock review.