Charles Dickens' Statement On Our Polls As They Compare to Political Polls

“It was the best of [polls], it was the worst of [polls], it was the [Sweet Livin’ Poll] of wisdom, it was the [the political poll] of foolishness, it was the [Sweet Livin’ Polled] epoch of belief, it was the [political polled] epoch of incredulity, it was the [Sweet Livin’ Polled] season of Light, it was the [political polled] season of Darkness, it was the [Sweet Livin’ Polled] spring of hope, it was the [political polled] winter of despair, we had everything [Sweet Livin’] before us, we had nothing [besides boring political analysis] before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way [to Hell, with a bunch of political pollsters who will constantly be asking you questions about your quality of life there and whether you approve or disapprove of the Devil’s administrative and decision-making abilities along with his related policies]—in short,[if you want all the positive superlatives in life, participate in Sweet Livin’ Productions Polls].”