Bears Are Sweet Livin’
Bears are sweet. They have been for a long time. In fact, bears are among the earliest supporters of Sweet Livin’. They love honey, one of the oldest forms of sweetness known to humankind–and bearkind. In other words, bears don’t just talk a good game, as the saying goes, they back up their words with actions. And their actions say, “Sweet Livin’!”
Aristotle claimed that “we are what we repeatedly do.” Since bears repeatedly make Sweet Livin’ actions then they are in fact Sweet Livin’ (citation: Aristotle).
When you see a bear, say “Sweet Livin’” (then maybe proceed to cautiously move in the opposite direction, or whatever advice the park ranger gives).