Get Your Own Personally-Tailored Mount Rushmore

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Everyone and their grandmother is offering custom-print this and that on the Other Internet. Are you tired of the monotony of the usual customization?

It’s time to promote yourself from sheep to shepherd (or maybe just a person who owns some nice wool sweaters) by enjoying unusually exciting customization (wool sweaters not included).

Some real, fresh, innovative, artistic, and love-filled customization. Something that is more than a shoddily-made retail product. Something of substance. Like you, a person of substance. Get something tailored just for your own particular brand of substance.

Are you a sneakerhead, but unsure which sneakers are your four favorite?

Do you have a lot of friends, but also have a lot of trouble deciding who your four besties are? In other words, are you having a difficult time making your personal Mount Rushmore of Besties, debating that endlessly instead of doing more relevant things in life, such as getting a good night’s sleep, showing up to your job consistently, remembering to feed your dog, or showering?

If so, it is time for us to do the heavy (hypothetical, which makes for less workplace injuries and subsequent potential litigation) lifting for you. Let us make that Mount Rushmore for you.

It does not have to be a Mount Rushmore of your best friends or footwear. It could be a Mount Rushmore of your favorite movies, favorite actors, favorite books, or favorite website (we know one of them already *wink* sweetlivinproductions.com *wink*). It can be anything.

As long as the answer results in a quantity of four.

Everyone knows that there are four corners to the earth, four Super Bowls the Steel Curtain Steelers dynasty won in the 70s, and four of anything great worth discussing in length in this world.

Let us help you organize the good things in your life into 4s, so that your life can have more meaning and less confusion—and potentially less prescription drug dependent (citation pending). Fill out the form below to get a free quote. While the cost of every construction project is different because of uncountable variables, you will find our prices much more reasonable than your local contractor gouging you for an addition, which you really need so you can build a home theatre and watch Sweet Livin’ videos all day. The only gouging that should take place in your life is when we take our powerful intellectual chisel and gouge art in the metaphorical mountain in your life in order to create your own Mount Rushmore.

One-Size-Fits-All Options

But we don’t believe everything in this world should have a cost. And we do believe there are some things in life that fit everyone’s needs (citation: water; gossip on the Other Internet). And when one-size-fits-all and its a basic human need—like water, gossip, or Mount Rushmores—the price should be free.

Here are some Mount Rushmores we have constructed to bestow upon the public, free of charge, to offer the universe, not completely unlike human sacrifices of the Civilizations of Old, except we sacrifice ourselves, in our own time in constructing these rather than sacrificing others and their worldly bodies (lives). #Empathy

But similarly, we do believe our sacrifices here will please God, the gods, or whatever belief system you use–as long as the belief system believes there is a number 4.

If you don’t believe in the number 4, sorry, we cannot help you. But we can refer you to the Other Internet, which has a lot of other numbers.

A free look at some of our pro bono (but not yet tax-deductible), one-size-fits-all work: